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ballsnalljun Profile Information

I'm not sub I just enjoy being your toy
Age 61 From Vincennes, Indiana - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Doug
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a deformed freak and sick in the head.I mean why else would I use a pump to make my oversized dong even longer and fatter. When I finish using the pump my dick is grotesquely huge.allready +11 long and 7in around but can get sooooo much bigger
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
Your future BIG BOY TOY
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Tv, Travel, Cooking, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
On her knees undoing my zipper
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Finding a woman who would at least try to get all of my dick and my nuts into their cunt
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To meet a woman who likes getting fisted so she can fit my oversized vein wrapped pony schlong easier
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Blues, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Mathematics, Mystery, Science, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Fucking you

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Empathy, Humor, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who likes to get freaky with me
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate
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